@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them
Some parents have done what I can only describe as fandomize their child where they’ve taken the child and altered it in their mind to make a cooler version that fits their specific interests, and now sometimes I have to remind them of the canon material.
For those of you who don’t know, I’m a youth theater director and teacher. Every audition season is a personal ordeal.
We’re on a new platform with a totally different audience…we have to prove ourselves all over again…convince a totally new group of people to think we’re funny and worth your attention….so allow me to drop some of my “A” material….the funniest thing I got…….here goes…….
moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.
[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter “K”. The closest is Kenya, which starts with a “K” sound, but is actually spelled with a “K” sound. It’s always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]
The events of my previous life are like unfamiliar shadows — hardly visible, yet following me wherever I go. It’s hard to describe the feeling, but one thing is for certain — I am nobody’s shadow.
the transgender experience of seeing a fictional character undergo an extremely painful but rapid transformation like growing and twisting into an enormous wolflike beast or having wings burst bloodily from their back and going god i wish that were me
the desire to not just change but be transformed into something else that is visibly different but still you. the need for that change to be something undeniable that you cannot simply look away from or pretend to ignore.
nawww the news is doing a story on restaurants and fast food places who have only exclusively digital methods of payment or exclusively apple pay and you have to use your phone to pay the bill or even talking about places that are card only and they’re like this is the future its hands free and easy I can’t wait for more places to pick up on this no cash thing !! WHAT IF YOU DON’T HAVE A PHONE ?? bitch what the fuck is a homeless person supposed to do if they only have some cash on them and go to the McDonalds for fries and they’re like sorry. you have to have an apple iphone to pay for this meal. No cash allowed. Only card or apple iphone. Only tap to pay sorry get out. I’ll start killing I’m serious
blood being frequently described as having a “coppery smell” in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it’s not copper
in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it’s probably better that it’s not inside you anymore actually.
story where blood is described as smelling or tasting “coppery” and it’s actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning
i don’t think “flex” is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was
That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.
That’s because Marahute was animated by none other than Glen Keane, who storyboarded this magnificent sequence as well. He’s the legendary animator behind Ariel, Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, and Tarzan. Glen is famous for his extraordinary dedication to bringing his characters to life. For the Rescuers Down Under, he thoroughly studied eagle anatomy, and here are a few of his notes.
I fucking swear to christ himself reading the bible must zap the reading comprehension straight out of people
Girl in my 103 english class today was straight ITCHING to fight my professor and have her “gotcha” moment the entire rest of the damn class because earlier he had said that, under the specific classical definition of Hero he was talking about, Jesus doesn’t count as a hero because he is divine in some form- He had also JUST finished saying seconds earlier that Gods don’t count as heroes, as a hero has flaws which is the quintessential trait that separates humans and the divine under the definition; and I think it may have broke her brain for the rest of class
Then I made the mistake of telling my V.C.M (Very Christian Mother) in passing and got to relive the entire 2 hour experience all over again. So yeah
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